AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last.

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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....  

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.  

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.  

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.  

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night..  

5. You wo... Read More

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Sure this is the same with most governments.

The Indian and the Buffalo

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

'Want coffee.'



The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'


He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter ever... Read More

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he
sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking
Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador

retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

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obituary printed in the London Times........
Interesting and sadly rather true


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such... Read More

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